Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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