windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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