awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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