Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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