He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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