Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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