I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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