I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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