Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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