I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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