that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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