I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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