remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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