Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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