8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you win again, gameday.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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