you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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