Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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