You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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