do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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