There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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