Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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