Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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