What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
