Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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