Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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