We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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