Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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