Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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