He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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