You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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