i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
