That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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