Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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