id be glad to
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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