i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i came on her dog
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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