Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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