So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Your mouth is God's brothel.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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