So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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