I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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