She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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