Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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