SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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