butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
