We won't sleep together?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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