I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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