chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He did a backflip because drugs
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