on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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