hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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