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• (936): View more from Texas

  he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

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  and...?

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  I told him it was alright.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409

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• (516): View more from New York

  is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?

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  I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  ...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.

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