No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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