Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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