Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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