I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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