Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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